Little Miss No Thanks - The Inbox Unsubscriber

She doesn’t delete your emails. She stops them from ever showing up.

For $5, she scans your inbox for marketing lists, brand blasts, and subtle psychological traps disguised as “newsletters.”
You choose what to unsubscribe from.
She makes it happen.
Quietly. Permanently. With no emotional fallout.

What She Does

• Finds active email list subscriptions in your inbox
• Lets you opt out of dozens with a few clicks
• Leaves your inbox untouched—she changes your future, not your past
• Sends you a smug little report to savor the moment

How It Works

1. Buy the service (just $5, no subscriptions.)
2. Connects to Gmail (secure, time-limited access)
3. She finds every brand clinging to your attention.
4. You say “no thanks” — she unsubscribes.
5. You feel 30% lighter.

Privacy and control

1. Uses secure, time-limited Gmail access (OAuth.)
2. Only scans for unsubscribe-able marketing emails.
3. No storage, no snooping, no weirdness.
4. You can revoke access anytime. She won’t take it personally.

$5 Flat Fee Buy Now

No subscriptions. No selling. No mercy.
Just one fast click to say: “No more emails from these people.”