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Deletey Petey - Deep Clean Your Inbox
Deletey Petey - Deep Clean Your Inbox
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He doesn’t unsubscribe. He obliterates what’s already in there.
Deletey Petey is your inbox janitor with big goggles, a vacuum, and zero hesitation.
He doesn’t stop emails from arriving — he gets rid of the 6,384 you already regret receiving.
He doesn’t ask “Do you want to keep this?”
He says “Trust me. You won’t miss it.”
What he does:
- Scans your inbox for old marketing emails, newsletters, and unread junk
 - Groups them by sender and date so you can mass-approve deletion
 - Deletes thousands of emails in a single sweep — only what you approve
 - Sends you a smug little summary so you can feel like a new person
 
How It Works:
- Pay once — just $5.
 - Connect your Gmail (secure + temporary access).
 - Petey does a deep scan of the worst offenders.
 - You choose what to delete — or let him go wild.
 - He vacuums the filth. You get your inbox back.
 
Privacy & Control
- Secure, one-time Gmail access (OAuth)
 - Time-based token that expires automatically
 - No personal emails touched — Petey sticks to promos and updates
 - No data stored, sold, or snooped
 
🐰 Mascot Fact: Petey once deleted 14,213 expired promo codes in 18 seconds and immediately took a nap.
$5 Flat
No subscriptions. No judgment.
Just one tiny janitor with a grudge against clutter.
