Inbox Zero Is a Lie (Here’s What Works Instead)
Because Your Soul Doesn’t Want to Be a Spreadsheet.
Inbox Zero was invented by a man with no emails and too much time. (Allegedly.) If you’ve ever wept while deleting “just one more,” this one’s for you.
You’re told to “clear the decks,” but new junk shows up faster than your willpower can click. The rules don’t work. The tools feel like a second job. And the badge icon? Psychological warfare.
You don’t need to hit zero. You need relief. Inbox peace. A reset button. What if you could draw a line—and everything before that line just... vanished?
Try this:
- Declare bankruptcy (archive all pre-[insert date])
- Create one rule: if it’s not personal, it gets swept
- Use a smart tool (like our charming little bot) to auto-delete, auto-unsubscribe, and auto-breathe.
Don’t aim for perfection. Aim for peace. Meet the cutest way to reclaim your inbox →
Mascot Whisper: She’s not angry. Just disappointed you still get Banana Republic emails.